December 2010
7 posts
Opening a box of soap
Joy: Wait, you haven't been using any of your soap???
Andrew: I want to live like the locals do!
Joy: The locals use soap, Andrew.
Andrew: OHH.
Packing up to leave for Xi'an
Joy: Wow, we packed up so quickly. This was even easier than when me and Tash were travelling in Vietnam!!!
Andrew: WHERE'S MY STRAIGHTNER? Where's my, uh, OTHER WOMANLY THINGS? This is my copy of Dawson's Creek. NO! It's MY copy of Dawson's Creek!!!!!!!!!!
Arriving at Guilin Airport
Andrew: Joy, how do pandas cook their eggs?
Joy: This is a trick question! Pandas don't cook eggs!
Andrew: Please, just indulge me. I made up this joke just now. How do pandas cook their eggs?
Joy: Ok. How?
Andrew: In a pan - duh!
November 2010
134 posts
Melbourne Airport
I’m getting on a plane in an hour or so. The last week has been so intense, and I’ve barely had the chance to sleep, so I can’t wait for me-time and crashing in KL. After that will be Guiling, Xi’an, Beijing, Qingdao, Shanghai, Hangzhou and then Hong Kong.
I also bought one of those massive backpacks, which has helped me NOT pack too many princess-y things that I...